It's not that I mind the gray hairs, they're proof that yes, this is my real hair color. It's the pimples AND the gray hairs that annoy me so.

I had thought that by now the hair and the face might have worked out a deal. The more gray hairs, the less annoying pimples that pop up. Sadly, this is not the case. I keep finding more gray hairs, and still the pimples have the audacity to show up.

So listen up hair and face. We're not getting any younger. So you better start working on a little compromise with this whole gray hairs and pimples thing. Because if it's not straightened out by the time we reach the big 3-0, I'm gonna be really pissed.